• You engineers you!
• Save me from hypocrisy, it makes me twitch more than stupidity does.
• That is an argument of limited coherence.
• Quite rightly, you should look bamboozled.
• Squashing the brains of the little pup-PIES!
• Deduce rather brilliantly that ...
• English is under siege!
• Knowing about this defines you as a part of the elite.
• Talking with your friends at the bomber.
• There is no romance in your souls.
• I will take it all and I will love it!
• My spies are everywhere ...
• When you talk about me with your friends at the bomber ...
• I am your Trusty Instructor
• Oh my heart be still!
• You Canadians you . . . you half-frozen people!
• Spooky Spooky Spooky!
• Americans know of only two countries America and Not-America.
• Warning Warning, Danger Danger!
• Don't look at me as if I'm a Zen Buddhist philosopher!
• Why are gas prices rising? Because nast people in Alberta hate you!
• Stupid roommate, come!
• A person who can see in the land of the blind will be king
• If you don't wanna play with the adults stay home
• Average people scamper
• MBA's are drivern about what the #'s say. Without the #'s they're bambi.
• Consumers don't know what they want
• Consumers are dippy
• (In regards to Jurassic Park 2), ...would have like to have seen the kids being eaten
• You've arrived when you've got tax problems
• If you're not innovative, you won't be making a lot of money
• As our hero Lord Keynes would say, ...
• Some of you out there may possess collector's editions of my old notes ...
• This concludes the weekly briefing. (Not funny, just nostalgic.)
• I ask you, Gentle People, would your trusty instructor lie to you?
• You know your investment strategy is coming unglued when you're buying those 'collector plates'.
• (about first-time cottagers opening the doors on the spring for the first time) They say 'Oh my God, it looks like a dead squirrel--what do I do?' Well, either throw it out or barbeque it, but do SOMETHING!
• I do NOT care if I can buy underwear on the Internet!
• I wonder where she [Buffy the Vampire Slayer] was in my highschool. . .all my teenage fantasies rolled together.
• I'm suffering from a lack of oxygen here [due to a cold]. PRETEND I look agitated!
• Trudeau created the Anti-Inflation Board. And what kind of teeth did he give it? BIG, SHINY ones!
• There are some goofy rites of passage in Canada. People are 'rolling up the rim', so it must be spring!
• I'm on so much [cold] medication that I've lost all ability to censor myself!
• I don't need to impress you, I impress myself
• stupid dumb globe and sickly stunted mail
• Anonymity is your friend. Hmmm.. If someone adds an item to this list without knowing who "Larry" is... Is this still a list of Larryisms?
• For the moment, ride the tiger.

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